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-25 some odd years ago-
the BIG people were born. There was nothing particularly noticeable about their physic, or their ability to suckle. Their's were talents encased inside small frames, trapped within the limitations of dexterity. I venture to say most BIGs knew that they would be the BIG people, yet the exclamation of such was at that point limited to a frail wave of a colorful rattle: gestures misinterpreted and lost to the passage of time.
-today-
the BIG people have grown through the years and now posses full capable voices: they echo those simple rattles of times past each one crying out, "I am BIG people!" Today is not an end to their ventures, but rather, the beginning of something more.
-What defines "the BIG people"-
The big people are a collection of the most awesome people ever. Guaranteed to be 40-60 percent more awesome than the standard "Grade A Human being." As everyone knows, every 30 or so years 70 fantastic human beings are created, the BIG people represent at least %39 of those fantastic ones.
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